I’m just gonna bullshit it.
- my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)
via  mycroft-holmes-approves  (originally  narcissasmalfoy)
posted 19 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 152,964 notes

vinyl-scratcher:

normanbecile:

iammakingperfectsense:

weallhavegunsforhands:

The third one. What?

Look at that last one a little closer.

Ouch

Ouch.

via  be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock  (originally  nevver)
posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 253,474 notes

kingkitsu:

smoothierox:

ifollowbadblogs:

"you’re an adult now"

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"you need to choose a career"

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"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
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via  milesjai  (originally  ifollowbadblogs)
posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 311,197 notes

chasingdunamis:

dooleydotj:

babycakesbriauna:

sale-aholic:

jellyroll22:

blipsterinsverige:

Praise

WELP

yep

Here for this

WELP! He did that.

I remember all the conservative white dudes from high school and college who were really into Rage against the Machine. I was always like, “How?”

chasingdunamis:

dooleydotj:

babycakesbriauna:

sale-aholic:

jellyroll22:

blipsterinsverige:

Praise

WELP

yep

Here for this

WELP! He did that.

I remember all the conservative white dudes from high school and college who were really into Rage against the Machine. I was always like, “How?”

via  trashyfiction  (originally  vertrauensie-dervalkyrja)
posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 12,676 notes

mishasminions:

ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS IN SUPERNATURAL

IS WHEN THEY SHOW DEAN AND CAS SHARING THESE AWKWARD “WHAT THE HELL’S GOING ON BETWEEN US” MOMENTS

AND THEN THEY CUT TO SAM

via  timelord-consulting-hunter  (originally  mishasminions)
posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 39,275 notes

tattooinggothamcity:

'its too hot to wear all black'

image

via  officialmcdonaldsblog  (originally  tattooinggothamcity)
posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 171,036 notes
#about me

songofages:

typhonatemybaby:

mishawinsexster:

Friendly reminder that the Duckbill Platypus is not beaver sized but the tiniest most cutest patootie being in existence 

OH GOD

i thought these things were the size of like, large cats or something. ITS FUCKING TINY JESUS

via  cumber-porn  (originally  mishawinsexster)
posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 77,000 notes

joshpeck:

troyleryo:

I’ve never related to anything more in my life

life isn’t all relatable tweets

via  officialmcdonaldsblog  (originally  troyleryo)
posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 20,367 notes

superlockedinthephandom:

the-vashta-nerada:

thatcrazylittlelord:

the-vashta-nerada:

nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing

I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?

yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate

i like you

posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 307,429 notes

dangerhamster:

onehundredyearsof-frozenyoghurt:

I wish “Yes homo” was a thing. like, “I love you guys. yes homo.” it sounds so affirming

I managed to convince my straight friends to start using that, especially when we’re playing shag marry kill. It’s wonderful because it just turns into “I would shag Chris Hemsworth, full homo”

posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 47 notes

via  blackgirlsrpretty2  (originally  another-monday)
posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 7,709 notes
#dream girl #babe

timelord-consulting-hunter:

If my self confidence was any lower I’d be dean Winchester

posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 8 notes

top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)

via  be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock  (originally  quinnelsa)
posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 101,382 notes

via  be-the-jawn-to-my-sherlock  (originally  amberprotocol)
posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 17,796 notes

-yr:

when you take a good selfie but it gets no notes

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via  officialmcdonaldsblog  (originally  whopin)
posted 20 hours ago · 22/4/2014 · 12,933 notes